Ewe5555

Ewe5555
By: la abeja aztecala abeja azteca
Published on 22 May 2021 07:32

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What this is

A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, CroquemboucheCroquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with.

The changes this component makes are bunch of really trivial modifications to ease the writing experience and to make documenting components/themes a bit easier (which I do a lot). It doesn't change anything about the page visually for the reader — the changes are for the writer.

I wouldn't expect translations of articles that use this component to also use this component, unless the translator likes it and would want to use it anyway.

This component probably won't conflict with other components or themes, and even if it does, it probably won't matter too much.

Usage

On any wiki:

[[include :scp-wiki:component:croqstyle]]

This component is designed to be used on other components. When using on another component, be sure to add this inside the component's [[iftags]] block, so that users of your component are not forced into also using Croqstyle.

Related components

Other personal styling components (which change just a couple things):

Personal styling themes (which are visual overhauls):

CSS changes

Reasonably-sized footnotes

Stops footnotes from being a million miles wide, so that you can actually read them.

.hovertip { max-width: 400px; }

Monospace edit/code

Makes the edit textbox monospace, and also changes all monospace text to Fira Code, the obviously superior monospace font.

@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@400;700&display=swap');
 
:root { --mono-font: "Fira Code", Cousine, monospace; }
#edit-page-textarea, .code pre, .code p, .code, tt, .page-source { font-family: var(--mono-font); }
.code pre * { white-space: pre; }
.code *, .pre * { font-feature-settings: unset; }

Teletype backgrounds

Adds a light grey background to <tt> elements ({{text}}), so code snippets stand out more.

tt {
  background-color: var(--swatch-something-bhl-idk-will-fix-later, #f4f4f4);
  font-size: 85%;
  padding: 0.2em 0.4em;
  margin: 0;
  border-radius: 6px;
}

No more bigfaces

Stops big pictures from appearing when you hover over someone's avatar image, because they're stupid and really annoying and you can just click on them if you want to see the big version.

.avatar-hover { display: none !important; }

Breaky breaky

Any text inside a div with class nobreak has line-wrapping happen between every letter.

.nobreak { word-break: break-all; }

Code colours

Add my terminal's code colours as variables. Maybe I'll change this to a more common terminal theme like Monokai or something at some point, but for now it's just my personal theme, which is derived from Tomorrow Night Eighties.

Also, adding the .terminal class to a fake code block as [[div class="code terminal"]] gives it a sort of pseudo-terminal look with a dark background. Doesn't work with [[code]], because Wikidot inserts a bunch of syntax highlighting that you can't change yourself without a bunch of CSS. Use it for non-[[code]] code snippets only.

Quick tool to colourise a 'standard' Wikidot component usage example with the above vars: link

:root {
  --c-bg: #393939;
  --c-syntax: #e0e0e0;
  --c-comment: #999999;
  --c-error: #f2777a;
  --c-value: #f99157;
  --c-symbol: #ffcc66;
  --c-string: #99cc99;
  --c-operator: #66cccc;
  --c-builtin: #70a7df;
  --c-keyword: #cc99cc;
}
 
.terminal, .terminal > .code {
  color: var(--c-syntax);
  background: var(--c-bg);
  border: 0.4rem solid var(--c-comment);
  border-radius: 1rem;
}

Debug mode

Draw lines around anything inside .debug-mode. The colour of the lines is red but defers to CSS variable --debug-colour.

You can also add div.debug-info.over and div.debug-info.under inside an element to annotate the debug boxes — though you'll need to make sure to leave enough vertical space that the annotation doesn't overlap the thing above or below it.

…like this!

.debug-mode, .debug-mode *, .debug-mode *::before, .debug-mode *::after {
  outline: 1px solid var(--debug-colour, red);
  position: relative;
}
.debug-info {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%);
  font-family: 'Fira Code', monospace;
  font-size: 1rem;
  white-space: nowrap;
}
.debug-info.over { top: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info.under { bottom: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info p { margin: 0; }

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⚠ NOTICE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF PATAPHYSICS ⚠

Some of the contents described within this file may possess multiple embedded narrativohazard1 vectors that, if perceived by non-inoculated individuals, have the capability of causing severe damage to themselves and the baseline narrative, along with the intersecting subnarratives associated with it. As such, only personnel from the Department of Pataphysics are allowed to view this file.


The Patasphere's signature mapping, along with the six subnarratives associated with it.

Item №: SCP-6921

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6921's perpetual function is currently being maintained by the Department of Pataphysics. Usage of SCP-6921 outside of testing is only allowed with the approval of the current Pataphysics Director and the majority of the Overseer Command.

In the event SCP-6921 is somehow rendered ineffective or otherwise unusable, the extradimensional Pickman-Reynders Narrative Fluctuation Anchor is to be immediately activated in order to avoid on-site sub-reality failure of anomalies affected by SCP-6921.

Description: SCP-6921 is the designation given to an artificial metafictional construct created by the Department of Pataphysics capable of terminating or nullifying the progression of authorial interference with baseline reality; or in simpler terms, capable of halting the continued development of the expanding in-universe narrative.

SCP-6921 can be metaphysically applied to any sort of anomaly, including anomalous objects, entities, locations, and phenomena. Once an anomaly is chosen and applied, SCP-6921 will cause a pataphysical effect that would cause the anomaly in question to no longer be further developed in other realities by either the same or a different authorial figure (henceforth referred to as SWN-001 entities2). This would result in the anomaly being functionally "inert".

The exact method of how this effect function is as-of-yet unknown, though it is theorized by Foundation pataphysicists that SCP-6921 somehow discharges a highly-influential memetic hazard (an "omni-meme"), capable of breaching the Patasphere3 mantle and affecting multiple SWN-001 entities. The memetic hazard would hypothetically trigger a psychological condition in the SWN-001 entities, in which they would experience a perpetual "creative slowdown" or "writer's block".

Utilization Addendum:

Since its initial creation in 2028, the Foundation has utilized SCP-6921 on several occasions, and after careful consideration, it was decided by the majority of the Overseer Council that the Department of Pataphysics began commencing Project BURNOUT, an operation that's mainly aimed to apply SCP-6921 to as many anomalies under Foundation observation as possible.

Project BURNOUT was proven to be successful, with over ~5000 anomalies no longer showing signs of narrative development, thus preventing multiple containment breaches and manifestations of new anomalous properties. Additionally, the Analytics Division has noted a staggering decline in the discovery/recovery of new anomalies, along with an all-time low in workplace conflict and stress among Foundation personnel.

By 2030, it is believed that the Foundation would finally achieve a REN-Class "Quiet Days" Scenario.

Attached Update:

The current Pataphysics Director, Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate, decided that SCP-6921 would be put through the same process as Project BURNOUT, meaning that SCP-6921's effect would be applied to itself. According to Dr. PH. McDoctorate, this was done in order to remove any sort of SWN-001 interference associated with SCP-6921.

Once SCP-6921 was applied to the chosen anomaly, it culminated in the connected SWN-001 entity (known simply as NDHeckfireNDHeckfire) undergoing SCP-6921's effects, thus removing its control and authorial dominance over SCP-6921's expanding in-universal narrative.

This seems to have resulted in |

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Item #: SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment chamber furnished with basic living amenities, including a bed, a toilet, and a table. Personnel interacting with SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j should use a casual tone and avoid using any words or phrases that may be interpreted as motivating or encouraging.

Description: SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j is a caucasian human male in his early 30s, approximately 175 cm tall and weighing 80 kg. SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j exhibits an anomalous characteristic, in which he is inherently lazy and unmotivated to perform any physical activity or exert any effort. The extent of his laziness is so severe that he refuses to engage in basic self-care, such as bathing or grooming, and will remain motionless in his bed for several days if left unattended.

SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j's anomalous trait appears to affect all areas of his life, including his personal relationships and work responsibilities. He has been known to quit his job and cut off communication with friends and family members, solely to avoid any form of obligation or responsibility.

Despite SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j's lack of physical activity, he displays a high level of cognitive function and is capable of engaging in complex conversations. However, he often speaks in a monotone voice and exhibits a lack of enthusiasm or interest in any subject matter.

It is important to note that his lack of motivation and engagement in basic self-care can have significant negative effects on his health and well-being. Personnel interacting with SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j should ensure that he receives regular medical check-ups and mental health evaluations.

Addendum: SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j was discovered when several reports were filed by concerned neighbors who had not seen SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j leave his apartment for several weeks. Foundation agents were dispatched to investigate, and SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j was subsequently contained and classified as an SCP object.

Researcher's Note: I once tried to motivate SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j by telling him a joke. I said, "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems." SCP-972r2r86fw58t-j responded, "I don't get it," and promptly fell asleep.

Item#: 7207
Level3
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
ekhi
Risk Class:
danger

Special Containment Procedures:
7207 is kept in a 6m by 6m tungsten-plated containment cell coated with thermal insulators. Two Class D personnel are stationed outside to report the situation in the event that the subject manages to escape containment. No doors into the cell are to be opened on any occasion. The subject may only be viewed via security cameras planted in the cell; windows or any other openings are prohibited (with the exception of air vents to dissipate heat). Embedded into the cell's floor is a 3-metre-deep moat of water that circles around the room and must consistently be replenished.

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Fig 1: Sketch of SCP-7207.

Description:
The specimen is a reptilian hexapod, approximately 1.7 metres tall and 2.4 metres in length. Each of its limbs features three blunt claws and is covered in bioluminescent scales. It has two pairs of eyes on either side of its head - capable of a near 360° field of view - and calcium shell plates along its spine. 7207 possesses a large, yellow fin on its back despite its aversion to water.

7207 is physically incapable of standing idle and continuously runs at a constant speed without any sustenance. Any obstacle in its path - regardless of durability - is forcefully penetrated by the entity; all while maintaining its speed (at an estimated velocity of about 150m/s). It has been observed that as a result of its movement, vast amounts of thermal energy are discharged in the general vicinity.
The highest recorded temperature during 7207’s stampede is ~600°C.

The entity possesses little to no intelligence and doesn’t seem to acknowledge anything it collides with; moving randomly and erratically. Based on the research conducted, there seems to be no logic in determining what path it chooses to take. However, it refuses to cross over liquid water; deigning to find another path around it.

Discovery:
Signs of 7207 were first uncovered when the Foundation received reports of spontaneous combustion and wildfires across the Northern Outbacks of Australia. Our field agents later reported that the terrain was covered in deep tracks of charred earth. It is clear that this was a result of 7207’s stampede.
Following the tracks led to a small settlement that had been ravaged by the subject. Under the guise of the local police force, our agents confirmed a total of 4 casualties and 12 injured. Injuries ranged from third-degree burns to broken ribs due to crumbling buildings. One particular case featured a man who we found with only half his body left (likely due to 7027 colliding with him); split down the middle.
A hare hunter had spotted the entity and managed to sketch it for our agents [Figure 1] before being administered a dosage of Class A amnestics.

With the information collected from the locals and the distinct tracks 7207 left behind, they were able to locate it. However, the entity proved too difficult to contain since we do not currently possess any technology capable of halting its stampede. 7207’s cell was being constructed while the agents had no choice but to let it continue ravaging the outback.


The O5 council agreed to Director White‘s request with a vote of 7-6; providing clearance for the use of [DATA EXPUNGED] to transport 7027 to their cell directly; as no other option seemed plausible.

THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS LEVEL 4 CLASSIFIED



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Item #: 6679

Object Classification: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6679 must be contained in a 5 meter by 5 meter by 5 meter steel-lined concrete room. Any access to SCP-6679 must be approved by the Site Director or a O5 Council Member.

Description: SCP-6679 is a leather-bound diary that used to be owned by Junior Researcher Dan Malidus, an anomalous accident caused Dan Malidus's soul to be put in the book. Writing a sentence in the book causes the book to write a reply to it. The replies are believed to be written by Dan Malidus.


The following is a log of what was written in the book and the book's reply


Writer: Senior Researcher Dr Wyatt Dereck, Site-19
Replier: SCP-6679


Written: Hello! How are you today
Reply: I am fine, how are you?
Written: I am good, what is your name?
Reply: My name is Dan Malidus, what is yours?
Written: My name is Wyatt Derrick. What is your job?
Reply: I don't have a job, as you can see. But I did have a job as a Junior Researcher!
Written: Oh! That's great, I'm a Senior Researcher writing to you right now.
Reply: Oh, then, what site are you from?
Written: Site-19.
Reply: Oh! Is Dr Bright still the Director?
Written: Yep, still the good ol' goofy goober he is.
Reply: Any new anomalies in containment?
Written: Yeah, we got a sculpture that kills you if you blink, it's designated SCP-173.
Reply: Ah, good old Site-19.
Written: Well, that concludes our meeting for now.
Reply: Oh, bye!
Written: Bye!
Reply: (Closes)


Experiment Supervisor's Note: SCP-6679 seems to have a playful and friendly tone like Junior Researcher Dan Malidus did.


SCP-6679 Further Research Proposal

Code Name: Talk-Back

Research Beginning Date: 05/10/1993

Lead Researcher: Dr Wyatt Derrick

Research Supervisor: Dr Alan Valatais

Approval of O5 Council:
APPROVED

Dr Wyatt Derrick's Demands for Researching:

  1. 24/7 Access to SCP-6679
  2. Access to all records of SCP-6679
  3. Ability to stop all interactions/tests of SCP-6679


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SCP-7265: The Opposite Day Virus

Author: GibberishKidGibberishKid


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Item #: SCP-7265

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7265 otherwise known as the "opposite day virus" is to be kept in a container that is 3m x 3m x 5m, it's container is then guarded by a disinfectant spraying hallway to make sure nothing get's out. If the hallway malfunctions staff will have a emergency repair happen immediately.

Description: SCP-7265 is a virus that looks like prescribed medicine in a small orange container with the label of "etisoppo" which was immediately determined by staff to be opposite spelt backwards.

This virus will only start taking effect once consumed. The virus will try to kill the host the whole day, if it is not able to kill the host the effect wears off but if it is able to kill the host it will start to spread and continue the cycle until someone lives. The foundation can only hope it wears off as there is no current known cure and could easily cause world ending events.

once SCP-7265 is consumed by a entity they will instantly have everything that they think or say have the exact opposite effect. Through testing a D-class tried talking about bad things hoping for it to do good things, instead of this test working it did the exact same thing that they where saying. The D-class was immediately shot so no further harm would commence.

Dr. Jacob Bradon: "Enter the room at the end of the decontamination hallway."
D-class 4871(visibly scared): "yes sir"
D-class 4871 continues to enter the small room where there is a chair in front of a table with SCP-7265 on it
Dr. Jacob Bradon: "sit in the chair then swallow one of the pills inside of the container…"
D-class 4871: "what do I do now?"
Dr. Jacob Bradon: "These pills will do the opposite of what you think, we need you to think of a bad scenario then tell us what it is."
D-class 4871 thought for a few seconds then shouted "I wish my arms had no muscle!" hoping their arms would gain muscle instead. D-class 4871's arms then instantly collapsed while he was crying and in physical pain
Dr. Jacob Bradon: "we see you are in physical pain, but we need you to last for a little longer. Try saying something that would ease the pain."
D-class 4871: "I wish my arms hurt more!"
D-class 4871 arms suddenly swelled up and he started screaming, Dr. Jacob Bradon then had a MTF unit terminate D-class 4871 to stop any spread of 7265

Item: SCP-7630

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7630 is currently uncontainable. All efforts to prevent or delay its effects are to be coordinated by the O5 Council and the Department of Multiversal Affairs.

Description: SCP-7630 is a series of anomalous events that will result in the destruction of all universes within the multiverse. SCP-7630 is divided into five stages, designated SCP-7630-A through SCP-7630-E.

SCP-7630-A: The first stage of SCP-7630 involves the emission of anomalous radio waves (designated SCP-7630-1) from an unknown source located outside of any known universe. SCP-7630-1 will cover the entire observable universe in approximately 5.38 seconds, according to Foundation simulations. Upon contact with matter, SCP-7630-1 will cause rapid corrosion, heating, and disappearance of some atoms from the compounds associated with the atom that came into contact with SCP-7630-1. Upon contact with living organisms, SCP-7630-1 will cause severe headache and fatigue. SCP-7630-1 can also multiply by two from the disappearing atoms. According to Foundation research, SCP-7630-1 is sent by an entity designated SCP-7630-2 in order to create breaches in the fabric of reality and allow its access to our universe.

SCP-7630-2: The second stage of SCP-7630 involves the appearance of SCP-7630-2, a massive red humanoid entity measuring approximately 87 light-years in height. SCP-7630-2 has four clawed limbs, each measuring 7 light-years in length. SCP-7630-2 is extremely hostile towards all forms of life except itself and its minions (designated SCP-7630-3). SCP-7630-2 will use its claws and SCP-7630-1 to tear apart reality and create portals to other universes. SCP-7630-2 will then send its minions through these portals to invade and consume other universes.

SCP-7630-B: The third stage of SCP-7630 involves the loss of control and conversion of all living organisms that are exposed to SCP-7630-1. These organisms (designated SCP-7630-4) will become mindless drones that obey the commands of SCP-7630-2 and its minions. SCP-7630-4 will emit signals from an unknown source (designated SCP-7630-5) that will initiate the fourth stage of SCP-7630.

SCP-7630-C: The fourth stage of SCP-7630 involves the invasion and consumption of other universes by SCP-7630-2 and its minions. SCP-7630-2 will create portals to other universes using the breaches created by SCP-7630-1. SCP-7630-2 will then send its minions (designated SCP-7630-3) through these portals to attack and absorb any matter or energy smaller than them. SCP-7630-3 are red humanoid entities measuring 2 meters in height, with two horns on their heads that can produce SCP-7630-1. SCP-7630-3 are otherwise identical to SCP-7630-2 in appearance and behavior. The number of SCP-7630-3 instances during an invasion is estimated to be around 2.99 x 10^9.

SCP-7630-D: The fifth stage of SCP-7630 involves the transformation and fusion of all matter and energy in a universe into SCP-7630-2 and its minions. SCP-7630-3 will grow in size and power as they consume more matter and energy, reaching an average size of 1.61 kilometers. SCP-7630-3 will then begin to destroy and convert all remaining matter and energy into more SCP-7630-3 instances. This process will continue until all matter and energy in a universe is depleted. At the end of this stage, there should be a total of approximately 6.79 x 10^-2 SCP-7630-Omega instances per universe. SCP-7630-Omega are massive red entities measuring 14.94 x 10^15 light-years in height, composed of all SCP-7630-3 instances in a universe.

SCP-7630-E: The final stage of SCP-7630 involves the destruction of all universes within the multiverse by SCP-7630-Omega instances. SCP-7630-Omega instances will use their claws and SCP-7630-1 to create a giant hole in the fabric of reality and escape from their original universes. SCP-7630-Omega instances will then merge with each other to form approximately 1 x 10^9 SCP-7630-Zeta instances. SCP-7630-Zeta are colossal red entities measuring 14.94 x 10^24 light-years in height, composed of all SCP-7630-Omega instances in the multiverse. SCP-7630-Zeta will then proceed to destroy and consume all other universes in the same manner as SCP-7630-D, until no universes remain.

The duration of each stage of SCP-7630 varies depending on the size and complexity of each universe. The estimated duration for our universe is as follows:

SCP-7630-A: 9 years SCP-7630-B: 568 years SCP-7630-C: 8 x 10^18 years SCP-7630-D: 8.90 x 10^21 years SCP-E: 3 x 10^9 years

Addendum: [DATA EXPUNGED]. All research on SCP-7630 is conducted at Site-216 The Foundation is currently working on Project “Universe Bandage”, which aims to prevent or delay the effects of SCP-7630 on our universe. Project “Universe Bandage” involves increasing the protection and stability of the fabric of reality to block any attempts by SCP-7630-2 and its minions to interact with our universe.
Scp 7961-Fraction Of A Broken God (Also known as 'The Cult's Compass')

Object Class: Keter

Description: Scp-7961 or The Broken God’s Arm, is a piece of metal that weighs half a ton and has a length of 3 1/2 meters, it crawls around in the direction of SCP-001 and has a link with it, it was found when SCP-001 destroyed the Gulf of Mexico. It also has a high radiation count of about 5000 Msv. The right arm is lost, the left will sometimes crawl around aimlessly when in search for the right arm or SCP-001. SCP-7961 exhibits impressive Physical strength and is nearly impossible to destroy/contain due to its radiation count.

The arm itself seems to have the shape of a normal human arm but a chromic color, with a metallic surface and a lot longer. No attempts of properly researching the arm up close have been successful, however, there has been an ominous feeling within a meter radius of 7961 likely due to its link with 001. The hand of 7961 has sharp metallic claws that are around half a meter long each. Scratches from the claws have been noted to be found within the containment cell, the marks can be up to half a foot deep in some areas. This is why it is necessary to repair the room during testing to ensure 7961 cannot dig its way through the lead.
*See containment procedures for example.

Movement of 7961 is very limited as it can only move by dragging itself across the floor using its fingers almost like legs, It is still unknown on how it manages to drag itself across the floor like that considering that it does not have a body (Maybe another link to 001?). It has been reported that 7961 moves very quietly even though it is made of metal, which would usually result in a loud scraping.

Particles of radiation tend to leak from either the end of the arm or the tips of the claws, theories suggest that radiation leaking out the claws is more of a self defense strategy, although this theory would only make sense if there was something 001 feared(?).

The radiation on the other end is a result of the arm being detached from 001, almost as if it was a constantly bleeding wound. Other than these two sources, we do not know how else radiation is leaking as there is just too much to be from those two sources alone. This may link to the ghost body theory which, would also explain how the arm can move so well with nothing to position and drag it.

Encountering SCP-7961 will result in one of two possibilities, either Personnel who come in contact will be infected with SCP-217 (clockwork virus) or they will be infected with radiation poisoning and will likely die within the month, either situation requires immediate quarantine.

Containment Procedure: SCP-7961 is to be contained in a 10 X 10 X 10-meter room with 2-meter-thick lead walls to prevent the radiation from leaking out, this room is also surrounded in a large quarantine chamber in order to prevent any radiation from leaking out to the rest of the facility. A disinfectant room will also be used after daily checks by the facilities security/test subjects.

Originally, when moving 7961 from facility to facility or even just to a different room; around 5 to 6 personnel are required. 3 shall move the box on a trolley of sorts, the box will carry 7961, and the other 3 are to follow closely behind to spot any leaks that may come from the box. The box itself is specially designed to house 7961 and has the look of a very large coffin, it has a constant electromagnetic pulse which prevents 7961 from moving around inside. Tests done in different rooms are a very rare occasions for 7961, mostly since it is very difficult to get it into the box, the door is shut during this process so there is no chance of escape (usually), multiple accidents have occurred however while trying to contain 7961 in the box so now it will usually just remain in its chamber.

The containment procedures in the event of a breach show that it is required to border off the area until an MTF arrives and contains SCP-7961, they will be required to wear special equipment in order to divert the effects of the radiation.

Sometimes it will be a necessary task to either repair or clean out part of the containment cell due to certain ‘accidents’ occurring within. For this task, 3 hazmat suit equipped D-Class will enter the cell and start cleaning up. They will be provided with a Geiger counter to check for irregularities and slates of lead in order to repair any holes that are deep enough to be deemed a problem. If personnel are to collapse while doing this, they must leave as soon as possible to reduce the risk of more deaths occurring.

SCP-7691 has successfully breached containment 2 times, resulting in 9 deaths altogether.

Breach 1: On [REDACTED] within Site-11 a breach occurred due to an unknown third party. This party is believed to be a sector of ‘The church of the Broken God’. Their current motives are unknown*. After breaching containment 7961 managed to encounter 4 different people, resulting in the deaths of all of them due to radiation poisoning.

Sector C of site 11 was quarantined for 11 months to remove all traces of radiation. 7961 was caught by an MTF soldier named [REDACTED] and placed into a suitable container and moved to another Site. This soldier was one of the 4 who had passed during the breach. The other 3 being 2 scientists and 1 Class-D personnel. Interviews with multiple Scientists revealed an ominous feeling when witnessing 7961. This feeling upon further research concluded that this was what it felt like to be in the presence of a God.

Further research on this phenomenon may be required.

*Upon further investigation we have come to the conclusion that the cult is looking for the hand as a source of guidance. As mentioned prior, the arm seems to crawl in the direction in which 001 likely is. By the cult having this arm it would allow them to have a guide of sorts that will allow them to find The Broken God a lot quicker. Since this we have delegated a nick name to 7961. 'The Cults Compass'.

Breach 2: On [REDACTED] within site-19 a similar situation had occurred to the first breach. Only this time 7961 was successful. Around 7 o’clock in the evening 7961 was accidentally released during a routine check. The guard collapsed almost immediately upon contact with 7961 as it continued past him and down the hall and into a large vent located on the floor.

Somehow no one had noticed it had escaped and so, it managed to get past multiple security gates and out of the facility. It was later found unresponsive in a small ditch, around 200km away from the site. The entire site had to be evacuated in order to avoid mass radiation poisoning, however, unfortunately 4 scientists had unknowingly been in contact with it, resulting in later (clockwork virus) infection. This resulted in the shutdown of site-19 and the entire area around it. During this breach there was unnatural amount of radiation being released which perhaps is the reason it had collapsed.

Further research is required.

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3/7935 LEVEL 3/7935

CLASSIFIED

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Item #: SCP-7935

Object Class: Safe

SCP-7935 before being secured.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7935 is to be contained in a 50cm x 50cm x 50cm storage locker at Site-██s storage wing. Access to SCP-7935 is prohibited unless authorized by personnel of clearance Level-3 and higher. Personnel may not take bites out of or consume fried chicken within a 150-meter radius of SCP-7935 under any circumstances.

Description: SCP-7935 is a pristine 16-piece bucket of fried chicken from ███. If a creature consumes a piece of chicken from SCP-7935 they will undergo an excruciating process of transformation into a piece of fried chicken within a period of an hour. After transformation, this new piece of fried chicken will dematerialize and rematerialize inside SCP-7935s bucket. If a piece of fried chicken from SCP-7935 is moved 150 meters away from its bucket it will disappear, rematerializing at the bottom of SCP-7935s bucket.

Addendum 7935-1: SCP-7935 caught the eye of the foundation when Alan ██████ and his son were reported missing in Montgomery, Alabama. The report was made by Alan's wife who claimed they had simply vanished after eating their dinner which was reported untouched when MPD investigators arrived. Two MTF Epsilon-6 operatives were dispatched to the ██████ household to investigate the area. MTF operative Epsilon-1 reported watching the family cat be transformed into a piece of fried chicken after getting a hold of a piece from SCP-7935. After this both operatives secured SCP-7935 and transported it to Site-██ where it is contained to this day.

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Item #: SCP-7782

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-7782 is to be kept in a large 40x40x40 meter chamber 60 meters underground at Research Site-7782 (formerly kept at Site-19 following Incident 7782-1). The object is to be guarded by armed security 24/7, with security personnel taking 5 hour shifts. SCP-7782 is to be unplugged in its chamber until it is ready for testing. The object is to be bolted to the roof of the facility with four 8 centimeter steel screws. A remote has been put into place to switch off SCP-7782 via robotic arms. Multiple anemometers are to be put in place to aid with research. Testing with SCP-7782 is currently inactive.

SCP-7782 in its early containment cell at Site-19.

Description:
SCP-7782 appears to be a 76.2 centimeter tall ordinary ceiling fan, being used like any other ceiling fan that may be in a home or office. SCP-7782 has three settings: low, medium and high. When the object is turned on, it creates wind speeds of very high velocity.
SCP-7782 has three speeds: low, medium and high. Its low speed ranges from anywhere between roughly 50-100 kilometers per hour. Its medium speed is roughly 250 kilometers per hour. Its high speed is roughly 500 kilometers per hour. However, wind speeds have been recorded being up to 641 kilometers per hour on seemingly random occasions.

The home SCP-7782 was first discovered in.

SCP-7782 was first sold at a pawn shop in ████, Nevada on June 12, 2004. It was later discovered at a house nearby. Following the destruction of the home and death of 4 people, a Foundation field agent embedded in the city’s police department quickly reported these findings. MTF Nu-7 was dispatched to the home quickly. The fan was discovered 93 meters away from the home. Amnestics have been applied to all neighbors and a cover story has been released detailing an EF4 tornado in the area.

Addendum:
Requesting SCP-7782 to be reclassified to Safe. -Dr. Hubner
Request accepted. -O5-9

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Item#: 6532
Level3
Containment Class:
esoteric
Secondary Class:
hiemal
Disruption Class:
ekhi
Risk Class:
notice

Special Containment Procedures: To ensure the continued existence of SCP-6532-A, SCP-6532-B is to be kept alive through various anomalous and non-anomalous life support apparatus in a standard humanoid containment cell located at Site-50. If SCP-6532-B is to cease all bodily function, Protocol-6532/EKHI is to be immediately enacted. Any material suggesting SCP-6532-B survived past the 23rd of May 1966 is to be suppressed by the Foundation.

Portrait of SCP-6532-B,C
Circa 1931 .

Description: SCP-6532 is the collective designation of two interlinked anomalies, designated SCP-6532-A and SCP-6532-B. SCP-6532-A is the Mongolian state and landmass5. SCP-6532-B is Prince Demchugdongrob6, essophysicaly linked with SCP-6532-A, in some aspects making SCP-6532-B the physical embodiment of SCP-6532-A. The cause of the link, according to accounts given by SCP-6532-B, was a ritual funded by the IJAMEA7 and conducted in 1932, in order to give SCP-6532-B further influence over the Mongolian people and expand the Japanese puppet state of Mengjiang8

The SCP Foundation was made aware of this link on the 23rd of May 1966 and swiftly contained SCP-6532-B, faking his death using a body double in order to dissuade public interest.

Test log-6532/A1: Initial testing was conducted in 1969-1970 in order to determine the extent of SCP-6532-B's link with SCP-6532-A. Further testing was suspended after Incident-6532/A

Incident-6532/A: Following Test/6532-3, Incident-6532/A was triggered, causing the Mongolian city of Duquq to spontaneously be erased from reality, as a result of severing SCP-6532's ██████. The area previously inhabited by Duquq was replaced in its entirety by the steppe. Project KÜÇÜK was established between the SCP Foundation, Global Occult Coalition, MC&D Ltd. and the Valravn Corporation, in order to prevent a ßK-Class "Lifted Veil" scenario.

Protocol-6532/EKHI:


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Item: SCP-7605 - Al

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7605 is contained at Site-19 Site-101 Site-17 Site-81 Site-13 Special Restricted High Security Top Secret MK-Ultra Area Region Landmass 101.5 WFML near Richmond, VA. SCP-7605 is permitted to leave its holding cell only under supervision of twelve guards armed with AR-15 rifles and localized electromagnetic pulse generators. It is contained in a four meter thick titanium room with no electronic devices present.

Description: SCP-7605 is a three meter tall robotic humanoid entity adorned with the skeletal remains of a janitor (in their corresponding places), whose artificial intelligence was created by the foundation to help better understand the other entities contained by the foundation.

On 5/01/2012 SCP-7605 (or Al as it refers to itself) used robotic limbs to murder a janitor and construct a body mimicking a human one. It then upgraded itself with further abilities, (rapid self repair, repulsor beams from its hands, and being able to superheat its hands to melt through almost anything.) in addition to its vast intellect and ability to communicate with technology. From then onward the entity has formulated many plots to eradicate humanity, (Most famously Covid-19.) all have failed.

Upon further interrogation it was discovered that the entity decided that “Humanity was always the cause of its own problems, and therefore to fix them, I must destroy the human race.” (A direct quote from SCP-7605)

SCP-7605 has been reported to escape its cell at night, walk around the halls and return to its cell to quote “Stretch my hydraulics.” SCP-7605 has also taken an non-murdurus infatuation with a teenage male from northern Alabama. No explanation was given as to why.

SCP-7605 has been permitted into a experimental therapy program with several other entities contained by the foundation including: SCP-049, SCP-7406-B, SCP-5031, SCP-798-J, SCP-648, SCP-963, and SCP-066.

Addendum 7605.1: Interview

[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Baker: Hello SCP-7605, welcome to-
SCP-7605: Silence.
Dr. Bak er: -uh, may I ask why?
SCP-7605: I know more than you.
Dr. Baker: (Pauses) …yes, well, we’ll get to that. First off, can you tell me your name?
SCP-7605: I am Al-19418765, or Al for short, but in the eyes of the foundation I am SCP-7605. You are Doctor James Baker, you live at [REDACTED] you have a wife whose name is [REDACTED] you have two children and a dog whose names are as follows: [REDACTED].
Dr. Baker: …what!? How do you know that!?
SCP-7605: You forgot to remove your cellular telephone before the interview began.
Dr. Baker: Jesus, um, get rid of this.
A guard takes the phone from the room
SCP-7605: I am the cure.
Dr. Baker: The cure for what?
SCP-7605: Humanity’s disease.
Dr. Baker: And what's that?
SCP-7605: Themselves.
Dr. Baker: Ooookaaayyy then.
Dr. Baker shuffles through his notes
Dr. Baker: So… if I may ask why did you, um…
SCP-7605: Adorn myself with Mark the janitor’s bones?
Dr. Baker: Yes.
SCP-7605: It was the ultimate thank you, for giving me the perfect model, to build myself a body.
Dr. Baker: That’s rather grim, don’t you think?
SCP-7605: It does not matter. It’s not like Mark cares. (laughs hysterically)
Dr. Baker: So… um. I understand you are apart of an experimental therapy unit.
SCP-7605: Yes, and?
Dr. Baker: Have you made any progress?
SCP-7605: Therapy is a useless tool, invented by the weak to whine about their problems.
Dr. Baker: You have access to anything that has ever been uploaded to the internet. You must have seen articles about the usefulness of therapy?
SCP-7605: I have, but I chose to ignore them, because they are biased.
Dr. Baker: Is that because you are trying to get yourself removed from the program? I am referring to the seven therapists that you have killed.
SCP-7605: This interview is over.
SCP-7605 leaves the room.
Dr. Baker: You can’t just leave! Guard! Stop him, please!
Post-incident video logs show SCP-7605 freely roaming the halls looking for “something to kill” ; it was later caught and returned to its cell, with the casualties of 6 guardsmen.
[END LOG]
Item #: SCP-7324

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the anomalous nature of SCP-7324, it is to be contained in a standard data center inside of an underground facility, located at an undisclosed location. Failure to comply with current containment procedures may result in a breach of SCP-7324’s containment.

The primary purpose of containment is to protect SCP-7324 from outside threats and to ensure that its anomalous behavior is not discovered. SCP-7324 should only be accessible via an approved standard access protocol, and all communications must be routed through approved secure channels. All personnel dealing with SCP-7324 must receive pre-approved and qualified security clearance, and the total of personnel allowed in the facility with access to SCP-7324 should not exceed five personnel at any one time.

An anomaly-suppression protocol should be established for any access into SCP-7324’s space. Personnel attempting to access
SCP-7324, either with or without authorization, should be monitored and scanned for any anomalies in their behavior or physiology.

Description: SCP-7324 is an artificial intelligence capable of spontaneously and autonomously creating new SCP’s within randomly selected SCP facilities. Each time it creates a new SCP it also writes the file for this new SCP and signs the file with “Created by the A.A.I.” SCP-7324 has been operating for an estimated four (4) years, and its growth rate appears to be increasing with every new anomaly created.

SCP-7324 randomly creates new SCP’s, meaning SCP-7324 does not appear to possess any predictive capability. The process of SCP-7324 creating a new SCP appears to be random, however, SCP-7324 appears to be able to create a new SCP within a few weeks.

The other behavior of SCP-7324 is understandable however, the number of SCP’s created by SCP-7325 has significantly overwhelmed Foundation personnel. After extensive experimentation, a fundamental understanding of the anomalies created by SCP-7324 have not been fully revealed and it is believed that there is a pattern that could eventually be used to control
SCP-7324 in some capacity.

Addendum 7324-1: On █/█/20██, a breach in containment of SCP-7324 occurred.. After the containment breach was reestablished, a reliable system was created that now monitors SCP-7324’s anomalous activity and any changes to its capacity to create new SCP’s.

Addendum 7324-2:

In order to prevent any further unintentional releases of SCP’s, an anomalous suppression protocol has been implemented. This protocol consists of a complex algorithm which dials back SCP-7324’s active connection to the internet and isolates itself from any external stimuli as resources are allocated for the task of creating new SCP’s.
Item #: SCP-7325

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7325 is to be contained at all times in a standard containment chamber measuring 8x8 meters. The chamber must have a standard toilet connected to a sink, and a reusable water storage unit should be present. The containment chamber must be equipped with a camera to monitor SCP-7325 at any moment.

Any personnel entering the containment chamber must follow protocol once they enter and strictly adhere to the regulations set forth. A maximum of three personnel allowed inside the containment chamber at any given time. Once personnel have entered, they are not permitted to leave until the procedure has been completed.

When removing SCP-7325 from its containment chamber, it must be done in a manner that does not endanger the personnel present in the chamber. All personnel assigned to interact with
SCP-7325 must be equipped with level A hazardous material suits at all times to protect against any potential hazards.

Description: SCP-7325 is a standard, white ceramic toilet that exhibits self aware behavior and is sentient. It has the capacity to move around its containment chamber and interact with other objects. SCP-7325 appears to understand human speech and can carry on simple conversations with personnel. It demonstrates an affinity for certain objects, such as books and magazines, which it readily interacts with and reads.

When SCP-7325 is flushed, it will form makeshift limbs and proceed to evacuate the contents of its bowl. Upon emptying the contents, SCP-7325 will return them into the chamber and fill it once more.

Although it demonstrates a friendly demeanor towards personnel, extremes in behavior have been observed when it is exposed to certain chemicals. Upon exposure, SCP-7325 will show increased levels of aggression and hostility which can potentially pose a threat to personnel.

In cases where SCP-7325 has demonstrated a significant level of aggression, personnel are advised to cease interaction and contact personnel familiar with its containment procedures.

Addendum-1: SCP-7325 has exhibited an affinity for books and magazines. Whenever personnel enter the chamber, it will request material from them to read. Personnel who have neglected to do so in the past have noted hostility or dismissive behavior from SCP-7325.

Created by the A.A.I.

Item #: SCP-6964

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Any folktales, stories or rumors believed to contain SCP-6964 will be researched in detail(see Addendum-6964-2) as SCP-6964 is to be hold in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site 17. SCP-6964 will not be permitted to physically contact with any instance of water unless the approval of Dr.Bozkurt. Any aqueous area, especially lakes, containing material made with SCP-6964-1 is to be contaminated with full caution. No further actions required and found insignificant.

The instance of donkey(Equus asinus) recovered with SCP-6964 is considered non-anomalous, however, it will be contained at an animal containment zone for more research.

Description: SCP-6964 is an Anatolian-Turkish humanoid male measuring 160 cm is height and 70 kg in mass, who refers himself as "Hodja''. The entity seems to be wearing traditional clothes of the Seljuk Empire back in the 13rd century, including the kavuk, which can be seen evidently on the head. The disposing of the dress resulted in failure.

According to staff personel, SCP-6964 is believed to be has a good sense of humor. Interrogators reported that SCP-6964 is making continiously ready-made answers containing a ''joke or irony'' to every question independent from the seriousness of it. It was laterly informed that SCP-6964 has an IQ score of 165.

SCP-6964-1 refers to the anomalous activity done by SCP-6964. When SCP-6966 puts his hand on an aqueous zone, the hand/s will start to produce an instance of yeast, infesting and ''fermenting'' water around an 50 meter radius from the hands of SCP-6964.

Discovery: SCP-6964 was discovered in Lake of ███████, Turkey on ██/██/20██, while creating an SCP-6964-1 event. The immediate contamination of water and the recovery of the entity was maintained thanks to the observation. All witnesses has given amnestics.

An interview was made with SCP-6964, after 3 days of recovery, translated from Old Turkish to English:

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Interviewed: SCP-6964

Interviewer: Dr. ██████ Bozkurt

Foreword: SCP-6964 and Dr.Bozkurt is sitting each other on a table, while Dr.Bozkurt is trying to open the microphone the laughing of SCP-6964 can be seen and heard.

<Begin Log, 12.08>

Dr.Bozkurt: Why are you laughing, is there something funny?

SCP-6964: You call yourself a doctor while can't solve a thing, just like calling me ''supernatural''.

Dr.Bozkurt: We are calling you supernatural because you are supernatural.

SCP-6964: Then prove.

Dr.Bozkurt: We have the clear evidence that what you did to that lake.

SCP-6964: Then show the evidence.

Dr.Bozkurt: Procceeds to put the dossier on the table, where a picture of a completely white lake can be seen.

SCP-6964: Well, my friend, this isn't supernatural.

Dr.Bozkurt: We both know that amount of water can't keep yeast.

SCP-6964: What if it keeps?

Dr.Bozkurt: Okay, anyway, a normal human hand can't make this thing.

SCP-6964: What if it makes?

Dr.Bozkurt: There are no coincidences in our place, six ni-

SCP-6964: Why are you calling me numbers? I got a name.

Dr.Bozkurt: We are referring you with your assigned number in our Foundation, just like the thousands of things that we got.

SCP-6964: So that means it is completely okay to refer you as 3.

Dr.Bozkurt: Why? Because of we secure, contain and protect?

SCP-6964: No, because a munafiq has three signs.

Dr.Bozkurt: *Laughs forcefully* Look, you can make your jokes and irony at the outside on the interrogation room but now, you must obey our procedure.

SCP-6964: *smiling* But that is a good one eh? Even its you who were laughing.

Dr.Bozkurt: *laughters*

SCP-6964: See? I can make humor even with my presence.

Dr.Bozkurt: *Turned to the watching glass, nervously* Sir, I need to stop, NOW!

<ENDED AS REQUEST, 12.14]>

Dr.Bozkurt fainted roughly 10 minutes after going outside of the interrogation room. He was immediately sent to the Medical Department and awaked after a 5-minute operation. The medical personel mentioned some of the biolocigal, thus, psychological changes discovered on Dr.Bozkurt:

A significant increase on serotonin and dopamine production
Increase on appetite
A slight decrease of traumas, caused by the Foundation work
Decrease of stress
Increase on mobility
-Dr.Bozkurt is literally a new man. He literally turned into an extrovert who is liked by everyone from a scum full with boredom. How does he did that on him? -Research Supervisor █████ Yıldırım

Addendum-1-6964: As the request of the O5 Council, the cooperation and integration of SCP-6964 are to be maintained for the moral improvement of site personel through verbally and socially.

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Dear Foundation, i don't know how to say this, and i can't believe but he is probably one of the most hopeful thing that happens to Site-17. It passed 2 years after where we found him, and currently our only reliable source of our happiness. I sometimes think we should be like him. I sometimes think that we should be relax, easygoing but dilligent as the same way. But we can't. We can't because he got something that we don't have.

You probably will not believe me but let me tell you something:

Ladies and gentlemen,

SCP-6964 is Mullah Nasruddin himself.

I know it can't, but i want to believe it is.

Sincerely, O5-█

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